{"id":97,"date":"2015-04-05T15:42:22","date_gmt":"2015-04-05T20:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/?p=97"},"modified":"2015-04-05T15:42:22","modified_gmt":"2015-04-05T20:42:22","slug":"i-hate-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"I Hate Spring!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate Spring! Well, maybe not Spring but the pollen that comes with it. So I guess what I really should say is &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..I Hate pollen! I hate my nose and it&#8217;s constant revolt against the beauties of the seasons. At least once a season, usually twice I get allergies so bad I lock myself in the safety of my home, stuff kleenexes up my nose and hack until I&#8217;m hoarse. Currently, my voice is so crackly I think I could yodel. Of course, it does go down about 3 octaves so even though my nose and eyes are red and swollen and there&#8217;s various colors of liquid coming out of them&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;I have that sexy voice thing going for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate Spring! Well, maybe not Spring but the pollen that comes with it. So I guess what I really should say is &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..I Hate pollen! I hate my nose and it&#8217;s constant revolt against the beauties of the seasons. At least once a season, usually twice I get allergies so bad I lock myself &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-holly","category-spring","category-springallergies"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98,"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/98"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hollyslessthanperfectadventures.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}